what does your coffee say about you?

not my work, but i found this article humorous and (maybe) just a little bit true.

What does your coffee say about you?
(made a bit more palatable by yours truly)

Black Coffee: You are Self-possessed and kind of badass. Acquaintances may describe you as "blunt" and "gruff" on a good day. You lean against the doors on the subway because;  "that’s what they’re there for, b*tches!"

Decaf Coffee with Half-and-Half:  You are the definition of milquetoast, not to mention insecure and a touch confounding.   You are often attracted to Non-Decaf Coffee with Half-and-Half drinkers, as you are searching for something a little more adventurous than yourself.

Double Shot Espresso: You are not a self-starter, but definitely a go-getter.  Life is a series of events you attack with gusto.  You go big, but God knows you never go home.       
Cold Brew in a Bottle: You'd rather be drinking a beer, but beer won’t lift you off the stinking pavement at 10 a.m. on a 100-degree day.  You are probably wearing a straw fedora but you are most definitely wearing a low-cut, striped tank top that coquettishly reveals a wishbone necklace or errant chest hairs.

Cappuccino:  You are usually the insouciant hot girl/guy in the corner.  You dance with abandon.  Your morning-after scrambled eggs are epic.  You thrive on independence, but tell the best stories at parties.

Macchiato: You are cerebral and refined and linger over the small pleasures in life. You always return library books before they’re due.  You can be relied on in any situation.

Soy Latte: Your body is a temple.  You may just be lactose intolerant, but are most likely only afraid the whole milk will go straight to your thighs.  It’s OK; it goes to everyone else’s thighs, too.  ;)

Iced Vanilla Mint Frappuccino with Extra Whipped Cream: You are SUPER HAPPY FUN FUN - for two reasons:  You are generally boisterous and you have just ingested far too much sugar.  You love Christmas! But actually, you HATE coffee.

Tea: You are a rebel!  Who drinks tea at a coffee shop?  You are unfailingly polite.  Mothers ask after you, always.  You secretly wish you were drinking coffee.

So,  which one are you? 

Me?!?  oh... i hover between black and cappuccino... 

meaning i must be one self possessed gruff blunt bad assed good lookin' egg cookin' story tellin' corner hugger....


  1. Cappuccino. #fail

    Probably closest to "tea". Moms love me. But only because I'm polite.

  2. Anonymous10/03/2012

    I'd say the list doesn't lie Cappuccino Man ;)

  3. I'm generally a rebel by this definition. I like that. But if I have to have a coffee other than the one I make myself at home in the morning it's usually an Americano with a bit of cream and a bit of milk - undefinable?

  4. I'm a free spirit because I don't fit into any of these categories... Raspberry Hazelnut coffee with cream... In an Eolist Blend mug.

  5. I'm a decaf with half and half!!! I am nothing like that person! I swear!

    Hahah, ok maybe a little, but I'll never admit it.