Jo says:
can i ask you a question?
eolist says:
sure
Jo says:
before i ask i need you to promise me you will tell me the truth.
eolist says:
okay. i promise.
Jo says:
i mean it. you have to be honest! or i won't ask.
eolist says:
this is me remember?
Jo says:
Of course i remember...
eolist says:
when have you ever known me not to be honest?eolist says:
Jo says:
true.
eolist says:
so??? what is the question?
Jo says:
are you busty?
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eolist says:
i'm not really sure how i'm supposed to answer that
Jo says:
simple. yes or no. either you are or you aren't. end of story.
eolist says:
um....
Jo says:
no problem. it doesn't really matter.
though i'd really rather you weren't.
i can find somebody else who isn't.
eolist says:
i guess i just don't understand why you are asking.
Jo says:
seriously, it's no big deal. i needed somebody to talk to but i guess you're not the one.
eolist says:
you want somebody to talk to but because i may or may not be busty i am no longer capable?
Jo says:
BUSTY? what the hell are you talking about?
eolist says:
you tell me, you're the one who asked.
Jo says:
why the hell would i ask you something like that?
its not like i care how endowed you are.
or are not.
hell, i can't even SEE you!
eolist says:
hey, you started this conversation!
seriously beginning to wonder why i still have your window open.
Jo says:
so close it!
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Jo says:
WAIT!
DON'T GO!
I APOLOGIZE!!!!
...they seriously need spell check on this thing!
up there when i asked you if you were BUSTY...
Jo says:
the word i meant to spell was BUSY.
Ah yes. I'm having similar communications with my new phone. It auto corrects, but only when you're not paying attention. *chuckles darkly* Busty.
ReplyDeleteStealth correction system. The iphone has it, of course. Whenever you try to type "Adobe", it replaces it with "Lying, cheating bastards". Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI am more busty than busy... if you want to IM me.
ReplyDeleteLmfao! I thought that he/she needed to speak to a non-busty person cause they had classified information that was so intense, it would make a busty woman's boobs explode...but your version was funnier! ;o)
ReplyDeleteClassic!
ReplyDeleteI like IM but forget about it, you've brought back many great memories, Cheers :)
hehe. Thanks for the morning laugh. I don't IM just for that reason. It always sucks when your too busty to help your friends.
ReplyDeleteJo is always one to say whatever it is he is thinking, so i wasn't surprised he asked me a question like that but i was ad odds about why it made a difference between us.
ReplyDeletei will admit to my share of misspelled offensives as well. thankfully they have all inspired a wonderful rise of laughter.
Haha that is great. hahaha
ReplyDeleteRachele exactly! hehehe! (welcome to my world... enjoy!)
ReplyDeleteWhat I was wondering, until the end that is, was if your friend was thinking of a breast reduction and wanted your opinion :) Too funny!
ReplyDeleteRebecca, i didn't specify, but Jo is male... i never thought about it that way, but it could have been true because i've never asked him if he's busty. =P
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