remember instant messenging?






Jo says:
  can i ask you a question?
eolist says:
  sure
Jo says:
  before i ask i need you to promise me you will tell me the truth.
eolist says:
  okay. i promise.
Jo says:
  i mean it.  you have to be honest! or i won't ask.

eolist says:
  this is me remember?  
Jo says:


  Of course i remember... 
eolist says:
  when have you ever known me not to be honest?
Jo says:
  true. 
eolist says: 
  so??? what is the question?
Jo says:
  are you busty?
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eolist says: 
  i'm not really sure how i'm supposed to answer that
Jo says:
  simple. yes or no. either you are or you aren't. end of story.
eolist says: 
  um....
 Jo says:
  no problem. it doesn't really matter.  
  though i'd really rather you weren't.
  i can find somebody else who isn't.
eolist says: 
  i guess i just don't understand why you are asking.
Jo says:
  seriously, it's no big deal. i needed somebody to talk to but i guess you're not the one.
eolist says:
  you want somebody to talk to but because i may or may not be busty i am no longer capable?
Jo says:
  BUSTY?  what the hell are you talking about? 
eolist says:
  you tell me, you're the one who asked.
Jo says:
  why the hell would i ask you something like that?   
  its not like i care how endowed you are.
  or are not.
  hell, i can't even SEE you!
eolist says:
  hey, you started this conversation!
  seriously beginning to wonder why i still have your window open.
Jo says:
  so close it!
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Jo says:
  WAIT! 
  DON'T GO! 
  I APOLOGIZE!!!!  
  ...they seriously need spell check on this thing!
  up there when i asked you if you were BUSTY...
  


Jo says:
  the word i meant to spell was BUSY.

11 comments:

  1. Ah yes. I'm having similar communications with my new phone. It auto corrects, but only when you're not paying attention. *chuckles darkly* Busty.

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  2. Stealth correction system. The iphone has it, of course. Whenever you try to type "Adobe", it replaces it with "Lying, cheating bastards". Awesome.

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  3. I am more busty than busy... if you want to IM me.

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  4. Lmfao! I thought that he/she needed to speak to a non-busty person cause they had classified information that was so intense, it would make a busty woman's boobs explode...but your version was funnier! ;o)

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  5. Classic!
    I like IM but forget about it, you've brought back many great memories, Cheers :)

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  6. hehe. Thanks for the morning laugh. I don't IM just for that reason. It always sucks when your too busty to help your friends.

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  7. Jo is always one to say whatever it is he is thinking, so i wasn't surprised he asked me a question like that but i was ad odds about why it made a difference between us.

    i will admit to my share of misspelled offensives as well. thankfully they have all inspired a wonderful rise of laughter.

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  8. Haha that is great. hahaha

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  9. Rachele exactly! hehehe! (welcome to my world... enjoy!)

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  10. What I was wondering, until the end that is, was if your friend was thinking of a breast reduction and wanted your opinion :) Too funny!

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  11. Rebecca, i didn't specify, but Jo is male... i never thought about it that way, but it could have been true because i've never asked him if he's busty. =P

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